It’s Opening Day! Baseball season is officially here! Which means that maybe it will stop snowing and get above 40 degrees. And maybe I’ll be able to wear flip flops again sometime soon.
It also means it is completely acceptable to start drinking before noon and spend all day drinking Old Style and making out with cute boys in Wrigleyville.
Oh, who am I kidding? That is acceptable all the time.
In honor of Opening Day (Go Cubbies!) I present to you the Opening Day Death Is Not An Option. For any new folks, the idea is to vote for one of the two choices that you’d sleep with, and death is NOT an option. (Previous rounds can be found here.)
The Vomit in Your Mouth Edition
Randy Johnson vs. Rod Beck
The Announcer Edition
Peter Gammons vs. Harry Caray
The Manager Edition
Don Zimmer vs. Lou Pinella
The Both Are Just Ugly Edition
John Kruk vs. Gary Gaetti
The ‘Stache Edition
Dennis Eckersley vs. Jim Leyland
The Death Would Be An Option for Kristabella Edition
Derek Jeter vs. Alex Rodriguez
The Pitcher Edition
Barry Zito vs. Tim Hudson
The I Wouldn’t Kick Them Out of Bed Edition
Mark Mulder vs. Troy Glaus
The Yummilicious Edition
Joe Mauer vs. Pat Burrell
The Two of Kristabella’s Favorites Edition
Mark Grace vs. David Wright
A nice blend of nasty and yummy for a Monday morning! Leave your choices in the comments!