Because I love cartoons and because I love all of you readers, I have pulled my sick ass out of bed to do this week’s Death Is Not An Option.
This one just makes me giggle because the idea of sleeping with cartoons is just funny. But that may be the cold medicine talking.
Anyway, here is Round 7. For anyone new here, the point is to pick who you would have sex with out of the two options. And death is NOT an option. To see previous versions, click here.
Round 7
The Old School Cartoon Edition
Fred Flintstone vs. George Jetson
The New School Beer-Drinking Edition
Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin
The Big Man Edition
Fat Albert vs. Bluto from Popeye
The Squeaky Voice Edition
SpongeBob Squarepants vs. Mickey Mouse
The Dawg Edition
Scooby Doo vs. Astro from The Jetsons
The Ladies of Bedrock Edition
Wilma Flinstone vs. Betty Rubble
The Pin-Up Cartoon Edition
Betty Boop vs. Josie from Josie and The Pussycats
The Kitty Edition
Felix the Cat vs. Tom from Tom & Jerry
The Duck Edition
Daffy Duck vs. Donald Duck
The These-Two-Have-Nothing-In-Common Edition
Bugs Bunny vs. Gumby
Leave your life-altering choices in the comments!
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Kristabella: Full of Snark Since 1977 
This one made me laugh. You’re right. The idea of sleeping with cartoons is just too funny.
1. George
2. Peter
3. Fat Albert
4. Mickey
5. Scooby Doo
6. Betty
7. Betty
8. Felix
9. Donald
10. Bugs
By: Tara on March 21, 2008
at 6:39 am
Fun Friday..
1. George
2. Homer all the way
3. Fat Albert – Bluto is too mean
4. Mickey – gotta go with the oldest and best
5. Astro – never did like Scooby
6. Wilma
7. Josie – Betty Boop scares me
8. Tom
9. Daffy
10. Gumby – I don’t know – isn’t Gumby “bendy”?
Hope you’re feeling better!!!!
By: Mahnee on March 21, 2008
at 6:43 am
1. George Jetson. Dude’s from the FUTURE!
2. Homer
3. Fat Albert. But, seriously: ewwness.
4. I feel like I’m corrupting the innocence of youth with either of these choices, but Mickey.
5. Scooby
6. Betty- Wilma is high maintenance
7. Betty Boop
8. Tom
9. Daffy, I wouldn’t be able to understand Donald
10. Gumby, Bugs is a playa.
By: nancypearlwannabe on March 21, 2008
at 7:47 am
You’re so kinky with your animated humping!
I pick:
-Jetson, because I like ’em skinny
-Homer, because The Family Guy just bugs me
-Fat Albert, hey hey hey
-Sponge Bob, because Mickey reminds me of Michael Jackson
-Astro… I guess I just like the FUTURE
-Wilma, redheads are HOTT
-Josie, because she is sassy like me
-Felix, when you think about it, also kind of sassy
-Donald… Daffy is cute, but I just can’t take the saliva
-Gumby, obviously, for range of -ahem- positioning options
Happy Weekend!
By: Laurel on March 21, 2008
at 8:26 am
Hmmmm. Good one.
1. George
2. Peter (because it looks like he makes Lois happy in about 90% of the episodes)
3. Fat Albert
4. Spongebob – Mickey is way too squeaky
5. Scooby – easier to understand
6. Wilma – because I see Rosie when I think of Betty
7. Josie
8. Donald
9. Bugs – because he brings flowers!
By: hotfessional on March 21, 2008
at 8:31 am
-Fred
-Homer, donuts man!
-Mickey
-Scooby because I like me some scooby snacks.
-Wilma
-Josie,
-Felix
-Daffy
-Bugs
By: Ashleigh on March 21, 2008
at 8:31 am
Fred
Homer
Fat Albert
Mickey
Scooby Doobie!
Wilma
Josie
Felix
Daffy
Bugs
By: Nancy on March 21, 2008
at 8:47 am
This is so wrong on so many levels. You are a sick and twisted woman. I suppose that’s why I read. 🙂
George
Peter
Bluto
Mickey
Scooby
Wilma (who can resist those pearls?)
Betty
Tom
Donald
Bugs
By: Nicole on March 21, 2008
at 9:00 am
When I was looking at Wilma and Betty standing side by side, I began to think: Is Betty Latina????
By: curlatini, esq. on March 21, 2008
at 9:13 am
I can’t believe you didn’t put Trey from Daria.
1. Fred
2. Homer
3. Bluto (Who is that!?)
4. Mickey
5. Astro
6. Betty (brunettes rule)
7. Betty Boop
8. Felix
9. Daffy
10. Bugs Bunny bc he’d bring flowers (although I bet Gumby would be kinky!) hahahaha
By: Scarlet on March 21, 2008
at 9:39 am
George
Peter
Bluto
Mickey
Scooby Doo (hey, he’s got snacks)
Betty Boop (so wrong on so many levels)
Tom
Daffy
Gumby (you have no idea how he could bend that body;))
There is something very sick about this whole thing!! 😉
By: Melissa on March 21, 2008
at 9:51 am
Jetson
Peter
Bluto (Tough call though, he’s a cartoon, but he still looks like he smells bad)
Spongebob
Astro
Betty Rubble
Betty Boop
Felix
Daffy
Bugs
By: slynnro on March 21, 2008
at 11:49 am
I love ya, kid, but this one creeps me out too much. (AKA, I’m too lazy to write it all out right now, and will instead contemplate the balsamic dressing that ended up on my white shirt from lunch and pray that the Shout wipes in my desk will get it out… thereby preventing me from having to go to Target and buy a new shirt before heading to the hockey game with the bf.)
How’s that for a run-on sentence? 😉
By: The Muse on March 21, 2008
at 12:26 pm
I know you say that it isn’t an option, but I’m honestly going to have to go with death here.
By: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah on March 21, 2008
at 12:33 pm
I can’t play because I am sick (yeah, cheese-assed excuse I know). And I am so sick I would give all of them a bad case of the flu which would not be fair.
Promise to play once I feel better.
By: lisatastrophie on March 21, 2008
at 12:34 pm
I can’t play because I am sick (yeah, cheese-assed excuse I know). And I am so sick I would give all of them a bad case of the flu which would not be fair.
Promise to play once I feel better.
By: lisatastrophie on March 21, 2008
at 12:35 pm
Ew,
1. George
2. Homer (Peter is creepy)
3. Fat Albert is cool
4. Mickey (SpongeBob is a kid)
5. Scooby
6. Betty (the laugh)
7. Josie is cute.
8. Felix (Tom is too real)
9. Daffy (Donald seems like a kid)
10. Gumby, obviously!
By: BaltimoreGal on March 21, 2008
at 1:50 pm
George
Peter
Albert
Mickey
Astro
Tom
Gumby
(skipped a few, sorry!)
Feel better soon and or enjoy your cold medicine!
By: Vanessa on March 21, 2008
at 2:05 pm
God, woman, you kill me. OK:
1. Fred
2. Homer
3. Fat Albert
4. Mickey (but Jesus, I wish death was an option)
5. Scooby (isn’t this illegal?)
6. Betty
7. Betty
8. Felix
9. Daffy
10. Bugs!
By: moo on March 21, 2008
at 6:30 pm
Oh gosh, I really don’t think I can handle this one, lady!
I can only bear to answer one of them:
Betty Boop, all the way.
By: danielle on March 21, 2008
at 10:47 pm
1. George. He might have more interesting technology available.
2. Homer. I am unusually turned off by fat rolls around the neck.
3. Bluto, unless I could be absolutely guaranteed of being on top.
4. Spongebob. I worked for Disney for several years; I’ve been screwed by Mickey enough already.
5. Scooby has a slight edge in the anthropomorphism department.
6. Betty. Wilma was a shrew.
7. Josie. Betty’s head is freakishly disproportionate.
8. Felix. There’s a “Master Cylinder” joke in there somewhere.
9. Daffy. At least you could understand what he was saying.
10. Bugs. He’s oddly hot.
By: Cobwebs on March 22, 2008
at 12:48 pm
I liked it better when I didn’t know what this contest was. But here we go:
1. George: Technique gets improved over time. Knowing that, who would you rather bed, a prehistoric man or a man of the future. Just sayin’.
2. Homer: G-d help me.
3. Bluto: ‘Cause, seriously, Fat Albert?
4. Mickey: Hate Spongebob. Hate him.
5. Scooby: Rut ro!
6. Betty: I’m a brunette man.
7. Betty: The original hottie.
8. Felix: I’m with Cobwebs, there’s a joke in there somewhere.
9. Donald: ‘Cause it’s there.
10. Gumby. ‘Cause he’s flexible.
By: Hank on March 22, 2008
at 11:38 pm
Great Round! I hope you feel better soon.
-Fred
-Homer
-Bluto
-Mickey-I had real trouble with this one because SpongeBob’s laugh makes me want to Smash! and sex with Mickey just seems dirty.
-Scooby
-Betty
-Betty Boop
-Felix
-Donald
-Bugs
By: Celia on March 24, 2008
at 8:14 am
Okay, okay…I’ll play.
1. George – Maybe he’d have some fun ‘gadgets’.
2. Homer – Ugh.
3. Fat Albert – Bluto’s too mean.
4. Mickey – Everyone knows that SBSP is totally gay.
5. Scooby – Scooby snack anyone?
6. Betty – She’s orange and hot.
7. Betty – Even though her head looks like she has two brains.
8. Tom – If he could focus all that anger…it might be kinky.
9. Donald – For the family money.
10. Bugs – Is Gumby really a cartoon? I thought he was claymation…
I totally had a crush on He-Man when I was a child. Him and his green cat. LOVED him.
By: Allison on March 25, 2008
at 11:04 am