Kristabella: Full of Snark Since 1977

Here is where you’ll find anything and everything you ever wanted to know about Bacon. So for all you new readers, and those of you here from Bacon: The Beginning, here is all you ever needed to know about Bacon.

Bacon is a folder. He looks like this:

My cats like to play with him.

Bacon does not like to play back.

Bacon is who I go to with all life’s important questions. Because when you don’t know what to do, I turn to him and ask “What Would Bacon Do?”

And then I spin the Bacon spinner and I get my answer.

At some point, I decided that I got really crazy search terms through Google for people stumbling on my blog, search terms that I couldn’t even answer, so I turned to Bacon. And Bacon Says was born. Sometimes he’ll even answer questions from his devoted following.

Here are all the links to the Bacon posts:

• The day the heaven’s opened and Bacon arrived on my doorstep
• My genius idea to have Bacon decifer the wackiness that is people on Google
• And a running feature is born!
• Bacon is getting used to all the attention
• I ask Bacon questions
• Bacon answers questions from his loyal followers
• We open another round of Ask Bacon
• Bacon gets a little too much attitude
• Bacon answers more pressing questions from readers
• Bacon is back at it with crazy Google searches

Bacon has 12 possible answers, answers that can solve any problem. One spin of the wheel and one of the following answers will help lead you to a fulfilling life.

• Taste Really Good
• Hang Out With Hash Browns
• Smoke
• Liven Up A Salad
• Boycott Tofu
• Beckon
• Spit Hot Grease (one of Bacon and Kristabella’s favorites)
• Shrivel
• Put the “B” in BLT
• Sizzle
• Tempt A Vegan
• Raise Cholesterol

And that concludes your Bacon lesson.

Fo Sizzle.