I know you’ve all been sitting there, constantly refreshing going “when is there going to be a NEW post?” or “Where the hell is all the funny?” or “Is she dead?”
Well, wait no more.
Oh, and I’ve been home sick. With strep throat and a touch of the flu. Isn’t that loverly?
And you know what? I’m a horrible pussy when I’m sick. I mean, where’s your mom when you need her? Oh right, at work, earning money to loan me because I don’t make any. But I do whine a lot, so that’s the sole reason why I didn’t post. Who wants to read that shit? And because it hurt to move. And swallow. And you know what, don’t tell me to drink more fluids. I KNOW this. But it huuuuurts! (See, still sick = still whiny)
But that’s where I’ve been. It hasn’t been writer’s block (hell to the no! In fact, the opposite because I actually have some stories to share from the weekend AND I didn’t even have the energy to post yesterday on how much I HATE Halloween!)
So stay tuned because not only am I sick, it’s also the busiest week at work with the huge sales meeting next week. My job is totally ruining my short-lived blogging career.